Ms. not timid enters the life of Mr. perfect making an impression on the whole farm family when she kills a mouse in the bath room with one of the size thirteen shoes on the floor of her future hubby or his siblings, she enters the living room holding this dead mouse the women in the room (future mother in law and two sister in law’s) who are recoiling at the sight of a mouse alive or dead.
Ms. not timid asks, "What do I do with this."
"Toss it on the porch for the cats to eat" was the response.
The guys in the room future father in law (fil) and Mr. perfect's two brothers, are smirking just about to burst out into guffaws of laughter, fil turns to future hubby and says “She’s not timid is she?”
Enter in to the picture Mr. perfect that was raised by an only (only child) Ms. not timid never could make a sandwich to fit the Mr. perfect’s taste. First there were not enough pickles; not four but five the correct number of pickles for a sandwich. No one had ever told Ms. not timid the perfect number of pickles for a sandwich. The next time they were not drained well enough making the sandwiches soggy, and heaven forbid the sandwich meat would be off center, or mayo on the bread crust.
This was the tone thier relationship two eldest kids who knew what they wanted and how the wanted it. Who’ve moved on past what has been dubbed the rerunning "pickle fight". Mr. perfect now eats leftovers and make his own sandwiches for his lunches. Ms. not timid said "you can make your own sandwiches",
then Mr. perfect replies that "mom always made them for dad".
On several occasions Ms. not timid responded,
"I’m not your mother and I'm working two jobs, I don’t see you getting up at four a.m. to make any lunches for me or anyone."!
There is a tell the truth rule around here and have had it for twenty plus years before Dr. Phil was popular.
Mr. perfect picks up after himself and always has, is great at math and does not know how to ask for help, and rarely asks for directions, does not leave soxs in all over the house and has learned to rinse and load his own dishes in the dishwasher.
Ms. not timid however used to know how to pick up after herself but some where along the way seems to have lost that skill. Tis’ way different to pick up your own bedroom than to keep up with a family of five!
What's wrong with this picture? LOL!
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